I love Medium, but can we all stop pretending that Drew is writing for the Harvard Review? This is a free(ish) self-publishing platform for anyone who knows how to use a computer. You don’t like the word “asshole?” There’s 100,000 Medium articles on the “X Habits of Successful People” and “Your Most Valuable Asset is YOU!” void of even a “crap” or a “heck.”

Maybe Drew’s style isn’t for everyone, but stop acting like he’s soiling your literary sanctuary. We’re on Tumblr for adults.